🎵 NOW PLAYING: YAKETY SAX 🎵 [VOLUME: 200%] 🎵 BUNNY CHAOS MODE 🎵

~*~ WELCOME TO LOONEY BUNNYS ~*~ 

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BUNNY_MINT_TRACKER.exe — Ethereum Mainnet
$ eth_call --contract 0x6e88f...883d --fn totalSupply()
$ open --marketplace opensea --collection looney-bunnys-1
MINTED: CONNECTING... / 10,000
[ ] 0.0%
-- remaining
$ STATUS: CHECKING...

⏰ MINT ENDS IN: 00:10 ⏰

(it never actually ends lol)

💀 DANGER ZONE 💀

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🌊 or just buy on OpenSea like a normal person

🐰 ABOUT THIS "PROJECT" 🐰

Looney Bunnys is not a project.

It's a psychological experiment disguised as NFTs.

Minting one may unlock... nothing.

Minting three may cause irreversible bunny brain damage.

dancing bunny spinning bunny crazy bunny
🥕 CARROTS STOLEN: 42,069 🧠 BRAINS MELTED: 1,337 💸 ETH WASTED: YES

VICTIM TESTIMONIALS

"I minted 5 and now I can only speak in bunny sounds" - Anonymous Rabbit

"10/10 would lose brain cells again" - Definitely Not The Dev

"My wallet is empty but my heart is full of regret" - ETH Donor #420